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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

alineinanoldloveletter

"This is a song that I wrote about how, you know, just because something is over doesn’t mean it wasn’t incredibly beautiful. ‘Cause another lesson I’ve leaned is not all stories have a happy ending, and you have to learn how to deal with that. And this is a song about a story that didn’t end so happily, but it was still supposed to happen." - Taylor Swift introducing “Sad Beautiful Tragic” x

"This is a song that I wrote about how, you know, just because something is over doesn’t mean it wasn’t incredibly beautiful. ‘Cause another lesson I’ve leaned is not all stories have a happy ending, and you have to learn how to deal with that. And this is a song about a story that didn’t end so happily, but it was still supposed to happen." - Taylor Swift introducing “Sad Beautiful Tragic” x